I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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