well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
