love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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