im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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