come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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