I just made out with a guy for $7.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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