she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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