But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Buhtt sex?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
So I just went to clothing optional bar
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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