ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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