just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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