Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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