As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Randomize
