ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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