i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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