So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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