Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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