I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
