Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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