I need help removing her.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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