I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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