How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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