normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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