Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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