you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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