Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
He kissed a someone with a penis
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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