no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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