i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Are we in a gay sports bar?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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