No awkward lesbian experiences without me
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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