Can i not drive my cunt home
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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