WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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