im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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