I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm bleeding and have questions
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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