This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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