I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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