I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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