on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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