Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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