If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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