they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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