it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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