There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
two words...techno handjob
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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