chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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