New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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