Porn is love you can see.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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