Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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