Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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