Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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