I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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