Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
this boner is exhausting
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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