I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my sisters under your porch take her home
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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