guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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