Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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