Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
When are your genitals available?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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