On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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